May 2012
4 posts
This is another reason why I like dogs more than... →
April 2012
10 posts
“I’m reading in my mind. Only I can hear it. It’s like a secret.”
– Jacob
“Mommy, you’re like Ethan. He talks so loud that I can’t hear.”
– Jacob
Random friend
Jacob: I play with 3 kids during recess. Ike, Irving and Random.
Me: Did you say Brandon?
Jacob: No, Random. It could be anyone. Yesterday it was Davin.
March 2012
6 posts
McNugget Sauce
Daddy: Have you had barbecue sauce before?
Jacob: Yes. Don't you remember? I thought grown ups were smart.
February 2012
7 posts
“If you buy me a kids meal I’ll make you a flower. Really. It’s made...”
– Jacob
New Mommy and Daddy
Jacob: After you die, Max and I will find a new Mommy and Daddy
Mommy: How?
Jacob: Just walking from house to house looking for a new Mommy and Daddy.
Jacob: If I can't find a new Mommy and Daddy, maybe I'll just be Max's Daddy instead!
“How come Daddy is taller and bigger than you, but you boss him around all the...”
– Jacob to Mommy
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
9 posts
“Do you really think you have that much money?”
– Jacob, commenting on the amount of groceries we were loading on the belt at the checkout
“My eyebrows are like feathers.”
– Jacob
“Can you hear me? I’m talking from my mind.”
– Jacob
“You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.”
– C. S. Lewis
“Max’s feet smell like bananas.”
– Jacob
November 2011
5 posts
“I don’t know why but Santa always switches the things on my Christmas...”
– Jacob
“Do you like spiders Mommy? Do you like snakes?…. Why not?! Snakes are...”
– Jacob
October 2011
8 posts
“Daddy, are you daydreaming about Grandma?”
– Jacob
Freedom
Mommy: I went to the store and didn't even get anything for myself!
Jacob: We'll let you in the backyard and give you freedom.
“Max knows 2 words. Uh. Oh.”
– Jacob
“It’s a buffet of crispiness!”
– Jacob responding to Mommy’s question, “How do you like the snacks?”
